It has been a month since I last met you.
You looked amazing in that green crisp dress of yours. Perfectly shaped. Slim
body, Ageless. Your aura is better than the smell of any perfume I know. But I
think your rate of growth is very slow. May be you are a dwarf and you
just do not increase beyond a point. May be you should start taking complan .
It is famous for making many children taller, stronger and sharper. Or you can
even try my favourite Bournvita. Bournvita little champs. It contains DHA which
makes brain sharp. Your edges, though, are already very sharp. But with me, you
are just a kid. I like you more than your cousin Diwali bonus. But have you
heard of your step sister 'expenses'?
It is increasing exponentially month by
month. And you? Look at yourself! Aren't you ashamed? Your rate of
increase is only logarithmic. Dear salary, if you flip through the pages of
history, you will find that the only member of your family that has grown
considerably is your step sister expenses. It is high time you do something
about it. Your brother 'bank
balance' is, I am sure,
suffering from mal-nutrition. It is losing inches day after day. Why don't you
give him something to eat? Your step sister is torturing him. May be you need
to wake up and ask a doctor to check bank balance. As if this is not
enough, your step brothers 'rate
of interest' and 'loan' are making people's life miserable.
Your step siblings are like rahu and ketu- decreasing the growth of your very
capable bank balance brother. To check this I think only your father 'increment' can help. But do you ever get to meet
him? I mean I find him extremely busy. He is visible only once in a year. What
the hell does he do rest of the year? Wait for his own increment? Your father is a miser by the way.
Does not give anything to anyone. He should remember that charity begins at
home.
Enough of it! I am getting head ache. But
hey salary! Hold on! Head aches too result in expenses!
So dear salary, I am deciding to stop
worrying about you. I am going to make 'intelligence' and 'hard
work' my friends. You can
think of marrying hard work. I have heard he is a fruit seller. And all his
fruits are very sweet. Intelligence is hard work's sister. And unlike your
case, they both care for each other. In case you require to stop the expenses
of buying complan or Bournvita, you can marry him . History bears testimony to
the fact that with hard work by your side, your growth has been exponential.
And who knows your father might end up giving you a large share of his fortune!
So dear salary, what are you waiting for?
Run!
