Bunny’s eight hours without mom

                Bunny: Mom! Where is my laptop?

                Mom:   It’s on the table!

                Bunny: Where? I can’t see it.

                Mom:   See here it is! You already have four eyes. Do you need more?

                Mom:   Honey! when did you last organize your room and wardrobe?

                Bunny: Umm… I think just two-three days ago. December 5, 2013.

                Mom:   Checkout your room cleaning video on youtube. Verify the date. 

                            It is December 5, 2011.

                Bunny:  But mom! It is already neat and tidy!

                Mom:    No TV and facebook from now onwards!

                Bunny:  Room will be cleaned in one hour mom. J

               

                After one hour-

                Bunny:  Mom! It’s done. You may enter.

                Mom:    Good. I am going to my aunt’s place and will be back in eight hours. 

                            Will you manage?

                Bunny:  (Confidently). Of course mom! I am 15 now! Will definitely manage.

                After two hours of mom leaving-

                Bunny:  Hello mom! It’s me! Do you remember where my blue Jeans are?

                Mom:    You organized your wardrobe just now. Right?

                Bunny:   I know but I can’t find them anywhere here. L

                Mom:    Second cabinet, fifth row from the left, second from top.

                Bunny:  Got it mom!

                After three hours thirty minutes-

                Bunny:   Hello mom! It’s me again! I have already eaten all what you had made.

                Mom:    All?

                Bunny:  Yeah that’s right mom. Four chapattis, rice and daal.

                Mom:    I have soaked some rajma in water.

                            Just add two cups of water in the cooker and boil them till it whistles thrice. 

                            Rest is there in the recipe book.

                Bunny:  Alright mom! Love you.

                After five hours:

                Bunny:  What’s up mom!

                Mom:    Yes honey!

                Bunny:   (Happily) Um…Mom I managed to find the pressure cooker.

                Mom:    That’s good.

                Bunny:   But I am kinda stuck somewhere.

                Mom:    What’s the issue?

               Bunny:    As told by you, I added two cups of water in the rajma and 

                             placed the cooker for boiling.

                   It has been 90 minutes and no whistle in the cooker yet.

                Mom:    Did you cover the cooker with a lid?

                Bunny:  Why? You did not mention this in the procedure!

                After six hours:

                Bunny:   Sorry mom, I am disturbing you.

                Mom:     No. Tell what happened?

                Bunny:   Um… Tomorrow is my physics test. Electro-magnetic induction. Chapter 10.

                Mom:     Okay. All set?

                Bunny:   Yeah. Almost. Just one issue.

                Mom:     What’s that?

                Bunny:   Just found out I have lost my physics book volume 2. 

                              Will have to miss the class.

                Mom:     Chapter 10 is in volume 1 and it is in first cabinet, third column, 

                             fourth from bottom.

                Bunny:   Really? L

                Mom:     Check it out.

                After seven hours:

                Bunny:  Hey mom! Missing you J.

                Mom:    Come to the point.

                Bunny:  Can I go for hangout with my friends?

                Mom:    Are you over with chapter 10?

                Bunny:  Catch you later mom.

                After eight hours:

                Bunny:   Hey mom! Done with chapter 10. Can I go now?

                             Wait! Someone is on the door.

                Bunny opens the door.

                Bunny:   Hi mom!

                Mom:     Hi! All okay?

                Bunny:   Yup.

                Mom:     I’ll get a glass of water.

                Bunny:   Mom! I am done with chapter 10. Can I go now?

                Mom:     I find some rajma stains everywhere in the kitchen.

                             Please help me clean them.

                Bunny:   But mom!

                Mom:     No chats with girlfriend from now onwards.

                Bunny:   (Angrily). Alright. Where is the cleaning cloth?

                Mom:     You are wearing it as your T-shirt.