Bunny:
Mom! Where is my laptop?
Mom: It’s on the table!
Bunny: Where? I can’t see it.
Mom: See here it is! You already have four eyes. Do you need more?
Mom: Honey! when did you last organize your room and wardrobe?
Bunny: Umm… I think just two-three days ago. December
5, 2013.
Mom: Checkout your room cleaning video on youtube. Verify the date.
It is December
5, 2011.
Bunny: But
mom! It is already neat and tidy!
Mom: No TV and facebook from now onwards!
Bunny: Room
will be cleaned in one hour mom. J
After
one hour-
Bunny:
Mom! It’s done. You may enter.
Mom: Good. I am going to my aunt’s place and will be back in eight hours.
Will you
manage?
Bunny: (Confidently).
Of course mom! I am 15 now! Will definitely manage.
After
two hours of mom leaving-
Bunny: Hello mom! It’s me! Do you remember where my
blue Jeans are?
Mom: You organized your wardrobe just now. Right?
Bunny: I know but I can’t find them anywhere here. L
Mom: Second cabinet, fifth row from the left,
second from top.
Bunny: Got it mom!
After
three hours thirty minutes-
Bunny: Hello mom! It’s me again! I have already eaten
all what you had made.
Mom: All?
Bunny: Yeah that’s right mom. Four chapattis, rice
and daal.
Mom: I have soaked some rajma in water.
Just add two cups of water in the
cooker and boil them till it whistles thrice.
Rest is there in the recipe book.
Bunny: Alright mom! Love you.
After
five hours:
Bunny:
What’s up mom!
Mom: Yes honey!
Bunny: (Happily) Um…Mom I managed to find the pressure cooker.
Mom: That’s good.
Bunny: But I am kinda stuck somewhere.
Mom: What’s the issue?
Bunny: As told by you, I added two cups of water in
the rajma and
placed the cooker for boiling.
It has been 90 minutes and no whistle in the cooker yet.
Mom: Did you cover the cooker with a lid?
Bunny: Why? You
did not mention this in the procedure!
After
six hours:
Bunny: Sorry mom, I am disturbing you.
Mom: No. Tell what happened?
Bunny: Um… Tomorrow is my physics test.
Electro-magnetic induction. Chapter 10.
Mom: Okay. All set?
Bunny: Yeah. Almost. Just one issue.
Mom: What’s that?
Bunny: Just found out I have lost my physics book
volume 2.
Will have to miss the class.
Mom: Chapter 10 is in volume 1 and it is in first cabinet, third column,
fourth from
bottom.
Bunny: Really? L
Mom: Check it out.
After
seven hours:
Bunny: Hey mom! Missing you J.
Mom: Come to the point.
Bunny: Can I go for hangout with my friends?
Mom: Are you over with chapter 10?
Bunny: Catch you later mom.
After
eight hours:
Bunny: Hey mom! Done with chapter 10. Can I go now?
Wait!
Someone is on the door.
Bunny
opens the door.
Bunny: Hi mom!
Mom: Hi! All okay?
Bunny: Yup.
Mom: I’ll get a glass of water.
Bunny: Mom! I am done with chapter 10. Can I go now?
Mom: I find some rajma stains everywhere in the kitchen.
Please
help me clean them.
Bunny: But mom!
Mom: No chats with girlfriend from now onwards.
Bunny: (Angrily). Alright. Where is the cleaning cloth?
Mom: You are wearing it as your T-shirt.