Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Making friends feel special


You are strong enough
But face an accident very tough,
Your friend consoles you even on your cough
But you insult him by a reply very rough
‘I will manage, I am hard enough!’

You may be good and very knowledgeable,
Though a failure makes you extremely unstable,
Your friend comes and tries to enable,
Your morale and understands like an understandable,
But you hurt him again and say, ‘I will manage, I am capable!’

You may be brave and owned with dare,
But still feel lonely and always in despair,
Your friend comes and showers upon all the care,
You leave no opportunity to hurt him and say,
‘I will manage, hard times have taught me how to fair!’

Instead of ‘I will manage’ why don’t we say
‘I will manage with my friends on my bay’
Though we will solve our issues on our own,
Yet your presence will make it a complete different play
And your absence might take us to a totally alien way
It is only togetherness which allows beautiful memories to stay!




Sunday, 8 December 2013

Bunny’s eight hours without mom


                Bunny: Mom! Where is my laptop?
                Mom:   It’s on the table!
                Bunny: Where? I can’t see it.
                Mom:   See here it is! You already have four eyes. Do you need more?

                Mom:   Honey! when did you last organize your room and wardrobe?
                Bunny: Umm… I think just two-three days ago. December 5, 2013.
                Mom:   Checkout your room cleaning video on youtube. Verify the date. 
                            It is December 5, 2011.
                Bunny:  But mom! It is already neat and tidy!
                Mom:    No TV and facebook from now onwards!
                Bunny:  Room will be cleaned in one hour mom. J
               
                After one hour-
                Bunny:  Mom! It’s done. You may enter.
                Mom:    Good. I am going to my aunt’s place and will be back in eight hours. 
                            Will you manage?
                Bunny:  (Confidently). Of course mom! I am 15 now! Will definitely manage.

                After two hours of mom leaving-
                Bunny:  Hello mom! It’s me! Do you remember where my blue Jeans are?
                Mom:    You organized your wardrobe just now. Right?
                Bunny:   I know but I can’t find them anywhere here. L
                Mom:    Second cabinet, fifth row from the left, second from top.
                Bunny:  Got it mom!



                After three hours thirty minutes-
                Bunny:   Hello mom! It’s me again! I have already eaten all what you had made.
                Mom:    All?
                Bunny:  Yeah that’s right mom. Four chapattis, rice and daal.
                Mom:    I have soaked some rajma in water.
                            Just add two cups of water in the cooker and boil them till it whistles thrice. 
                            Rest is there in the recipe book.
                Bunny:  Alright mom! Love you.


                After five hours:
                Bunny:  What’s up mom!
                Mom:    Yes honey!
                Bunny:   (Happily) Um…Mom I managed to find the pressure cooker.
                Mom:    That’s good.
                Bunny:   But I am kinda stuck somewhere.
                Mom:    What’s the issue?
               Bunny:    As told by you, I added two cups of water in the rajma and 
                             placed the cooker for boiling.
                   It has been 90 minutes and no whistle in the cooker yet.
                Mom:    Did you cover the cooker with a lid?
                Bunny:  Why? You did not mention this in the procedure!


                After six hours:
                Bunny:   Sorry mom, I am disturbing you.
                Mom:     No. Tell what happened?
                Bunny:   Um… Tomorrow is my physics test. Electro-magnetic induction. Chapter 10.
                Mom:     Okay. All set?
                Bunny:   Yeah. Almost. Just one issue.
                Mom:     What’s that?
                Bunny:   Just found out I have lost my physics book volume 2. 
                              Will have to miss the class.
                Mom:     Chapter 10 is in volume 1 and it is in first cabinet, third column, 
                             fourth from bottom.
                Bunny:   Really? L
                Mom:     Check it out.


                After seven hours:
                Bunny:  Hey mom! Missing you J.
                Mom:    Come to the point.
                Bunny:  Can I go for hangout with my friends?
                Mom:    Are you over with chapter 10?
                Bunny:  Catch you later mom.

                After eight hours:
                Bunny:   Hey mom! Done with chapter 10. Can I go now?
                             Wait! Someone is on the door.
                Bunny opens the door.
                Bunny:   Hi mom!
                Mom:     Hi! All okay?
                Bunny:   Yup.
                Mom:     I’ll get a glass of water.
                Bunny:   Mom! I am done with chapter 10. Can I go now?
                Mom:     I find some rajma stains everywhere in the kitchen.
                             Please help me clean them.
                Bunny:   But mom!
                Mom:     No chats with girlfriend from now onwards.
                Bunny:   (Angrily). Alright. Where is the cleaning cloth?
                Mom:     You are wearing it as your T-shirt.